2007 JANUARY -FEBUARY

IN THE NEWS

2/28/07-THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE SUPPORTED AICE. WE MADE THE 70,000 HIT MARK
Once again in 2 months we have had over 5,000 hits. It must be said however, that the best moments were those spent with ALL the wonderful people who made these events possible.  It is this type of contribution from Fans, Friends, Eaters and Supporters that allowed us to live up to our organizational motto:  “AICE, an Eaters Organization with a heart as big as it’s stomach.”   It is this fellowship and the desire to “never grow up” that fuels the AICE engine.  AICE will continue to work hard to develop events and assist charities and other non-profit organizations in their fund raising efforts while also trying to develop events, which will occupy the landscape of competitive Eating and promote Competitive Eating as a viable marketing tool.   Also, we seek to continue our work of restoring integrity and trust among the Eaters and the business community.    

        AICE gives one word of  advice to the Competitive Eating Community:  Whatever you do, “IT'S GOTTA BE FUN!”

2/26/07-MEATBALL MEMO: Dr. Delicious sharpens scalpel and stirs potential controversy at the 2nd Annual American Meatball Eating Championship

Dr. Delicious’s application to use a scalpel during the American Meatballs Eating Championship is currently under examination by the AICE Rules Committee. Dr. Delicious, who is a medical student who will soon be starting his residency, is requesting that he be allowed to use a scalpel at the American Meatball Eating Championship. Dr. Delicious, believe it or not is basing this request on Picnic Style Rules. Apparently Double-D is claiming that his use of a scalpel is within picnic style guidelines because a known group of Italian Surgeons who reside in central Italy have been known to use a scalpel at diner time when eating their meatballs. The Rules Committee, for the 2nd month in a row, has been given the task of investigating the possibility of rule violations and impropriety. AICE’s crack research team will be looking into Double-D’s claim that use of the scalpel is within the tradition, culture and history of Italians residing in the central region of Italy. Also, the Bartolini elders will also be asked about any prior knowledge of Italian surgeons yielding scalpels at the diner table. Should this claim be validated it could possibly lead to an allowance which could create ripples in the competitive eating buzz culture.

Stay tuned for updates regarding Double D’s bizarre request!

2/24/07- Lyle & Hickman "tear-up" 2lb/4lb PA Hamburger Challenge

February continues to be the month that New Standards are established as Ian “the Invader” Hickman sets bar for the Denny’s 2lb Hamburger Challenge in 14 minutes and45 seconds in Clearfield PA. Please note that the 2lb Burger is actually 2lb of post cooked meat and three additional pounds for the Bun and toppings. At the request of German TV who was “in Der House” (“In the House”) and wanted to film an individual eater, Mark Lyle The “Human Vacuum” gobbled down a modified 2lb Burger in a stellar 13:30 (Burger was measured at 4lb 1oz and had the onions removed). Given the dimensions of Lyle's Burger (less Weight and no onions) he did not qualify for consideration for the standard 2lb Burger/5lb Challenge. The only other to complete the five pounds of food was “Kerry” from PA who ate his 2lb/5lb Burger in 54 minutes. AICE is still awaiting info on the unveiling of the world’s largest Menu Burger. We would be grateful for any info and or pictures.

2/19/07- Chili record smashed at Midwest Chili Eating Championship in Canton Ohio-Lyle wears chili crown!

Canton Ohio, The home of American Football’s Hall of Fame was not limited to the legends of the gridiron on Saturday February 17th 2007 when a group of Food Warriors smashed the World Record for Chili. The previous record, held by none other than AICE Chairman and Emcee for the event, Arnie “Chowhound Chapman” of 7.1 lbs in five minutes, was crushed by the three Food Warriors who ate an incredible 8.3, 8.2 and 7.9 lbs respectively.

New Chili Champ and World Record Holder, Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum fought off the late charge by Bob “Killer” Khuns (8.2 lbs) and newcomer “Dr. Delicious” who finished with an amazing 7.9 lbs. Although Lyle is now recognized as the Midwest Chili Eating Champion, make no mistake about it, he is the world’s best Chili Eater and the path to chili glory now goes through Lyle’s beloved home state of Ohio. Chapman, who some thought was privately hoping that Eaters would stumble in their attempt to break his record had nothing but praises for the three Chili conquistadors: “What these Eathaletes did was nothing short of amazing. I was truly blessed to be part of this incredibly hard fought chow down. I have no regrets and was lucky that these guys were not part of the competition in 2004 when I established the five minute standard.” Celebrity Judge and legendary Ohio Food Warrior Dave “Coondog” O’Karma served as chief judge and received a warm and enthusiastic reception from the large North Canton crowd who were thrilled to be a part of history and to be in the presence of past and present eating talent. AICE would like to give a special thanks to local challenger Chris “Wild Cat” Bergeret who, much to the delight of the crowd, got off to an early lead but soon discovered the unforgiving temperament that is contained within the properties of all good chili. Although ”Wild Cat” fell short of pulling off an upset that would have paralleled the New York Jet’s upset victory over the Baltimore Colts in the 1969 Superbowl, his courage, enthusiasm and determination should be applauded.

AICE would like to thank the Eaters, volunteers, Wendy’s and the folks from the North Canton Rotary Club for making the Midwest Chili Eating Championship a fun filled and memorable event.

Photos of Event

**Note: Link for Video recording of the contest will soon appear

2/17/07- These results just in: Mark Lyle-The Human Vacuum consumes 8.3 pounds of Chili for new record. Killer Kuhns hot on his heels with 8.2 pounds followed by new comer

Dr Delicious with 7.9 pounds.

2/16/07-For a Video of the Shank Eating Contest at the Tamworth Country Festival in Australia please click on to http://www.sssbbq.com.au/shank.htm

2/16/07-Chowhound predicts the demise of his own World Record in Chili while also contemplating the fate of men who consume mass quantities of Chili and the sociological & global significance:

Midwest Chili Eating Championship
*Current World Record is 7.1 lb. by Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman

1. Mark Lyle "The Human Vacuum" 7.6 lb.
2. Bob "Killer" Kuhns 7.2 lb.
3. James "The Food Prowler" Fowler 6.8 lb.
4. Chris "The Juggernaut" Patton 5.9 lb.
5. Carpmeister 4.7 lb.

Essential questions to ponder.............

Q. Where does a person sleep after eating that much Chili.

Q. Is the mass consumption of Chili and it's inevitable aftermath, a true barometer to determine how much ones significant other really loves and supports them?

Q. Will the above Food Warriors (who all have significant others) be expelled from their domiciles on Saturday evening? (or perhaps expelled from their vehicles when attempting to return home)?

Q. Can there really be peace and tranquility in ones domestic affairs when they have chosen the treacherous path of Chili-glory?

Q. Is it lucky for these guys that Valentine's Day is 363 days away or will the trauma of mass chili consumption remain an unpleasant and unfortunate obstacle in the future evolution of the Food Warriors relationship/marriage?

*** We will have the answer to these questions along with the crowning of a new Chili Eating Champ on Saturday afternoon, Feb 17th, 2007.

2/15/07- Happy Birthday to ChowHound Chapman!

2/15/07-Kyle "The Crusher" Beck, Last year's Amateur winner of the National Strawberry Eating Championship has notified AICE and the 2006 Female Food Warriors who comprised the majority of Amateur contestants that he will easily defend his title in 2007. However, the "Lovely Ladies of Strawberries" (Trish, Marry Anne, Susan, Nancy, etc.) will conspire to capture the 2007 title by any means necessary (AICE has been advised to be on the look out for any unauthorized use of whipped cream!) Several other hungry wanna-be eaters have let it be known that they also have their eyes on this prize!

2/12/07- It's never too early to start talking about the return of the East Coast Legend called the Windmill Hot Dog and one of the most exciting events on the competitive eating landscape called the Windmill National Quarter Pound Hot Dog Eating Championship. Eaters interested in earning a spot on the big stage with the "Big Dog" on August 11th at Bar A in South Belmar NJ will have the opportunity to qualify at the Westfield Qualifier on April 29th. Any Eater seeking a bye into the "Big Dance" on August 11th should write Chowhound and state why he/she deserves to be considered for this elite event. Top five finishers from last year's championship will get automatic byes into the finals on August 11th. Windmill's Promotional Coordinator Aaron Levine is currently developing additional events/qualifiers. Novice and/or "Exploratory Eaters" may contact Chowhound regarding their interest in participating in the Windmill Amateur Contest on August 11th, 2007 or the qualifier in Westfield NJ on April 29th, 2007.

April 29th, 2007 West Field Festival, Westfield NJ: Qualifier five minutes

August 11th, 2007 Bar Anticipation S. Belmar NJ Amateur & Pro Contest

Please not that a radio station and store qualifier will be added to the schedule as soon as we finalize details.

2/12/07- BURGER WARS STILL RAGE!! Will the insanity ever end...?

OH-MY-GOD, Just when we thought Clinton Station Diner would have the final word, we received notice from Dave "Mega-Munch" Shoffner regarding the possible unveiling of the new 115lb Burger. No doubt the Clinton Station Diner in NJ will have something to say about this in the very near future. Until then, you may wish to join the fun in Clearfield/Western Pa. and be part of the 12 man team that will try and eat this monstrosity.

Thanks to Dave "Mega Munch" Shoffner for the following info:

On Saturday, February 24 at noon, Denny's Beer Barrel Pub will be unveiling their new world record largest hamburger (115+ pounds) and Denny himself has asked the United Eaters of Pennsylvania (UEPa) to assemble a group of 12 eaters to join the festivities and take
part in a specially crafted eating competition that will take place after the ceremony. The details and prizes of the competition are still being determined. It may involve two teams of eaters devouring platters full of Denny's famous one or two-pound burgers or it may be an individual event. Right now the UEPa has approximately 6 confirmed participants and needs 6 more. All eaters are welcome to attend. Pennsylvania residency is not required. All you need is an appetite. For more information visit www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com. All interested
participants please contact Dave "Mega Munch" Shoffner at shoffner1974@yahoo.com.

News Flash: Rumor has it that a crack team of Clinton Station Loyalist plan to invade Denny's Bear Barrel Pub and challenge the UPEA to a see who can come the closest to finishing 1/2 the monster. Apparently the "New Jerseyans" are planning to wear Ninja outfits to the event...PA State Troopers will be on a high state of alert looking out for the Beef Bandits and Denny's Staff will be extra vigilant in their efforts to maintain security at this ground breaking event.

2/12/07- Casting Calls for Big Eaters

Are you a Competitive Eater who is at least 50 lbs overweight and would like the opportunity to participate in a weight loss TV Show?  Not only will you be healthier after your prime time journey but you will probably “Up” your eating game as a result.  If you are interested please contact RICHOCET Television Ms. Shana Kemp and you will need to complete the following questionaire:

PRIME TIME NETWORK TV CASTING:
The producers of the hit TV series “SUPERNANNY” are currently seeking LARGE MEN & WOMEN for a Major Network TV Show.

We are currently producing a new series all about changing lives. If you would love to make a life change, here is your chance….

Do you want to improve your life and lose BIG pounds?
Are you currently more than 50 pounds overweight?
Want to tackle physical and mental challenges?
Would you LOVE the chance to win LARGE sums of money??
YES??  Come on the Journey of a Lifetime!   This will be a life changing experience!!

If the ABOVE applies to YOU or SOMEONE YOU KNOW - WE CAN HELP!!!
       PLEASE email the following to: skemp@ricochettelevision.com
IMPORTANT: MUST INCLUDE IN EMAIL TO BE CONTACTED:
Your name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Occupation:
Contact number:
City of Residence:
Email address:
Are you available APRIL ‘07 for shooting?
How did you hear about the show? (please be specific)
PHOTO (jpeg) MUST BE INCLUDED TO BE CONSIDERED!! (Snapshot – please NO Headshots)

2/11/07-Mid West Chili Eating Championship Update:

Chowhound Sabotage…? Laughter as a weapon is explored by the Rules Committee

It has been reported that Arnie “Chowhound” Chapman could be implementing an illegal strategy that could prevent someone from breaking his record of 7.1 lb. of Chili at the Mid West Chili Eating Championship in Canton Ohio on Feb 17th, 2007. On an exclusive tape recording obtained by the Committee, Chapman is heard saying: “My goal is to make these guys laugh so hard that they lose their rhythm and fall short of the record. ” The AICE Rules Committee is currently reviewing Chapman’s statements regarding the possiblity he will attempt to sabotage the contest with Humor (or lack there of). In response to this allegation, the Rules Committee has appointed competitive eating legend Dave “Coon Dog” O’Karma as the Primary Master of Ceremonies at the very first Annual Midwest Chili Eating Championship in Canton Ohio, Saturday Feb 17th, 2007. The Rules Committee also stated that humor should not be tolerated and O’Karma will be asked to curb his humor so that Eaters don't laugh and suffer Chili dysrhythmia. The Committee is expected to have a decision regarding “The Hound’s” fate by Valentine's Day, Feb 14th, 2006. In the meantime we would like to hear from competitive eating fans whether or not Chowhound should be kept out of the Mid West Chili Eating Championship. Simply click on to Coondog and let us know whether or not the Hound should be put in the Pound or whether the “Rules Committee” should show Chapman love on Valentine's Day.” On a more positive note (but not funny) the table is set for Feb 17th as one of the hottest Eaters in America, Bob “Killer” Kuhns who is fresh off winning the 2007 Pittsburgh Wingbowl and capturing the Pittsburgh Pierogie Eating Title all within 72 Hours in January of 2007. Also, one of the few Eaters to have defeated the Pittsburgh eating dynamo is James “Food Prowler” Fowler who defeated him at the Pittsburgh Burrito Eating Championship several months ago. Also, Fowler can boast a title in Ice Cream and has finished strongly in Chicken Wings. Also expected is Chris “The Juggernaut of Eating “Patton who is looking to propel himself out of a slump and let the world know he has regained his status as the “General of the Gut.” Also, Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum" will be attempting to add this title to his already swollen resume of food conquests. Although unconfirmed, Eating Champ Pete "Broken Wing" Maurizio could also be seeking Mid West Chili Eating Championship.

2/4/07-Goose Gilbert wins National Hard Boiled Egg Eating Championship amid Egg Count Controversy:

Goose Gilbert gobbled a stellar 46 Hardboiled Eggs in only five minutes to capture the National Hard Boiled Egg Eating Championship in a non-sanctioned event at the Marina Grill in Brick New Jersey. Unfortunately, this contest was not without incident as 2nd place finisher Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum with stop watch and a pre-established pace, soon became aware of this discrepancy and advised event Emcee and Judge Chris Lyons (at the 1:30 mark) that his plate incorrectly contained 35 eggs instead of the 25 Eggs. Other than a few sarcastic comments, Judge and Emcee Chris Lyons did not take any action in this regard. Although Lyles final count was 42 (taking into account the plate with 35 Eggs) it is safe to assume that he would have challenged Gilbert’s 46 Egg total if this error was acknowledged. In third place was GJoe who got out to an early lead but fell to third place during the last minute of the contest and finished with 41 Eggs. In fourth place was “Chowhound” who finished with 32 Eggs followed by Chris “The American” Schlesinger with 21 and Patrick “The Lunch Liquidator” Lyons with 15 Eggs. Both Schlesinger and Lyons put on the breaks after the second minute realizing that they were too far behind and decided to cruise the remainder of the competition. AICE Chairman Arnie Chapman provided the following statement in regard to the afore mentioned controversy: “Although AICE is a big supporter of independent events, the need for firmly established rules and procedures was strongly evident. Although AICE had assisted in contacting Eaters about this event we do not condone the obvious disregard for standards that would have been the foundation for a sanctioned or well-organized eating contest. Our hope that this incident will encourage future independent venues to treat a championship level contest with the fore thought and structure it deserves. Also added Chapman, “Although Brick New Jersey was recently voted the safest town in America there may have been an unreported robbery on Feb 4th, 2007.” Also, we believe, the policy of certain venues who host Wing Eating Championships to disregard the need to weigh wings also does a great disservice to professional competitive eaters everywhere. Also adds Chapman, “Both Eaters and venues must demand that these standards be in place. As long as Eaters continue to compete in contests that show little regard for standards we can, unfortunately, expect more of the same.”

1. Goose Gilbert ..........................................46

2. Mark Lyle "The Human Vacuum" .............42

3. Gjoe.........................................................41

4. Chowhound Chapman..............................32

5. Chris "The American" Schlesinger ..........21

6. Patrick:The Lunch Liquidator" Lyons.......15

2/3/07-We would like to thank Derek "Wing Tut" Payne for answering AICE's call for written submissions. Derek, writes about the upcoming National Hardboiled Egg Eating Championship. Also you can catch more of Derek's writting on wingtut.blogspot.com

You heard it hear first!
Derek Wing Tut Payne

It's been reported that a bold claim was made by "GJoe while at Pittsburgh Wing Championship Series 5. In the presence of many other eaters, (it was not "overheard," but rather announced by Mr. Menchetti) he guaranteed victory in the National Hardboiled Egg Eating Championship taking place this Sunday at Marina Grille in Brick, NJ.

"Gentleman" implied that he isn't going to go down to AICE newcomer Tom "Goose" Gilbert, and claimed that he'd at least do the "Cool Hand Luke" in 5 minutes.

Here at AICE we wonder if Mr. Menchetti might be overlooking both Mark "The Human Vacuum" Lyle and Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman. "The Human Vacuum" has made great strides over the course of the last year, and will definitely challenge for the title. In a five minute contest, anyone with speed and respectable capacity could be there in the end. Which also means this could be a contest for a local eater to spring into the forefront of the competitive eating scene.

As for "Chowhound," he doesn't like to be overlooked. He hasn't eaten competitively much in the last year, but believes he can still challenge any eater in a "short-form" contest like hard-boiled eggs.

It should be an interesting, albeit smelly time, watching the Super Bowl after all the Competitors tear through nearly 4 dozen eggs each.

Gentleman - 56

Vacuum - 54

Goose - 53

Chowhound - 49

American - 44

Liquidator - 39

Eat More, Eat Fast, WING TUT

1/30/07- Australian Eaters show great strength

AICE just received results via ship from Australia. The results are in...
Ray “The Beef Beast” Beneke, from the Cessnock region, captures Australian Shank Title by downing an impressive 5.5lbs of Shank in only 7.5 Minutes. This fantastic accomplishment parallels the performances of the top American Eaters. In Second place, less than 1:30 seconds behind the Beef Beast, who represented the Tamworth region was Paul “Big Hands” Rands followed by Ryan “Harley a Problem” Davidson, from the Brisbane Region who finished 35 seconds behind “Big Hands” and consumed 5.5 lbs of Shank in only 9.5 Minutes. There is absolutely no doubt about it these Aussies are powerful Eaters who would excel against international competition. There are plenty of American Eaters who will gain a new sense of appreciation regarding tough post 9-11 travel requirements because these guys would give us a real run for our money if their hunger crossed international boarders. “There is no doubt” says AICE Chairman Arnie “Chowhound” Chapman, “That we will seek assistance from our congressional representatives in preventing the invasion of our fertile fields from these Australian invaders. “Also,” adds Chapman, “this could be a significant campaign issue in the 2008 presidential race….”

Final Standings:

Winner Ray Beneke,Cessnock 7.5 minutes 2kg 4gr

2nd Place Paul Rands, Tamworth 8.9 minutes2kg 5gr

3rd place Ryan Davidson, Brisbane 9.5 minutes 2kg 3gr

Finalist by region:
Cessnock Ray Beneke
Tamworth Paul Rands
Brisbane Ryan Davidson
Toowoomba Brien Boyce
Coffs Harbour Amy Low
Muswellbrook Steven Biscoe
Lake Munmorah Chris Wolter
Dubbo Ryan George

1/29/07- Prediction: Joel "the Cannon" Podelesky will win the Court Jester's (New Jersey) two Minute Chicken Wing Eating Contest on Super Bowl Sunday, Feb 4th, 2007.

1/29/07- Predictions for National Hard Boiled Egg Eating  Championship, February 4th, 2007 Superbowl Sunday at the Marina Grille, Brick New Jersey:
  "The Goose will perform an amazing act of canibalism......" quote submitted by an Anonymous Competitive Eating fan  
 
Goose Gilbert                                             46

Gjoe                                   43 

Mark Lyle "The Human Vacuum"                 42
Arnie Chowhound Chapman                         37
Chris "The American Schlesinger                 33
Patrick "The Lunch Liquidator" Lyons           32              

1/27/07- After thoughts regarding Pittsburgh Wing Bowl 2007

Congratulations to Captain "Butthead" Wilson, 2003 Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Champ who did a great job on the mic covering the 2007 Pittsburgh WCS. Also, thanks for mentioning AICE and the great level of talent that comes from our organization. In addition, we salute ESPN-Pittsburgh for including the "Captain" as part of the broadcast team. Also, special thanks to 2007 Wing Bowl Champ Bob "Killer" Kuhns for his thoughtful remarks about the Independent Competitive Eaters Movement and the gracious comments about his competition.

Apparently Wing Junky Cowboy was a big hit with the lovely female "Entertainers" during half time of the Pittsburgh Wing Bowl. His dancing performance may have earned him a spot with next years Pittsburgh Steeler Cheerleaders or a life time ban at the Sports Rock Cafe.

Congratulations to Wing-Ding -Dong for his surprising 4th place finish. We suggest that "Mr. Dong" consider another moniker.

Congratulations to Derek "Wing Tut Payne" for literally giving it his all....
AICE wants to hear from Eaters!

Remember, we are an Eater's Organization run by Eaters. So, any eater that wants to submit predictions and write a brief article on any upcoming contests should always do so. Eaters can submit articles on contest in the future, present or past. Get writing!

Remember, this is an Eaters World!!

1/27/07-Kyle "The Crusher" Beck. Last years Amateur winner at the National Strawberry Eating Championship has notified AICE and last years female Food Warriors who comprised the majority of Amateur contestants that he will defend his title this year. However, the "lovely ladies of Strawberries" will conspire this year to capture the title this year by any means necessary.... (AICE has been advised to be on the look out for any unauthorized use of whipped cream)

1/26/07-The Dynasty continues at One for the Drum Sports Rock Cafe - Pittsburgh

Bob 'Killer' Kuhns becomes the first food warrior to repeat as Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Champion. Former champion and guest MC Ted Captain ButtHead Wilson provided excellent commentary throughout the intensely fought championship event. It was nice to have an eaters perspective during the contest.

Final results: 1st- Bob Killer Kuhns 132, Ian 'the Invader' Hickman 124, Heatmeister Menchetti 117

Final 5: 2 minute round: Bob 'Killer' Kuhns, Wing Ding Dong, Ian 'the Invader' Hickman, Mark Lyle-'The Human Vacuum' and Heatmeister Menchetti

2nd Table Final 10: Pete 'Broken Wing' Maurizio, Derek 'Wing-Tut' Payne, Wing Mung-Ching, Wing Junkie Cowboy, Davey Joe, Bob 'Killer' Kuhns, Wing Ding Dong, Ian 'the Invader' Hickman, Mark Lyle-The Human Vacuum and Heatmeister Menchetti.

Derek 'Wing-Tut' Payne and Wing Junkie Cowboy gave it their all-literally! With 7 minutes remaining in the 2nd round the unshirted Wing Tut may have started a new fashion trend by displaying what can only be termed an 'upchuck vest.' Wing Junkie Cowboy continued this trend with only one minute remaining in the 2nd round. Although both Food Warriors are disappointed in their performance, they were certainly winners in terms of effort.

1/25/07- It’s gonna rain Pierogies in June! Clara’s Pittsburgh.

Pierogies announces the very first Clara’s National Pierogie Eating Championship for June 23rd.

Jacki Drevitch from Clara’s will appear today on Radio KDKA from 9-10 AM, to announce the very first Annual Clara’s Pierogie Eating Championship sanctioned by the Association of Independent Competitive Eaters. This will be a fund raising event with the American Cancer Society during their Relay for Life yearly fund raiser.

A lot more info to follow!!

1/24/07- "The Eclipse" promises to defend Illinois honor

Big Joe "The Eclipse" Viola always does things in a big way. At last year's American Meatball Eating Championship he came to the contest with a police and FD escort on the back of his boat in tow (A place where he spends much of the year with his lovely wife) armed with a high powered water gun, spraying everybody in his path. "The Eclipse" backed up his bravado with a fantastic second place finish beating two well-credentialed professional Eaters in the process. First place finisher, Mark Lyle "The Human Vacuum" who was pushed to his limit, was heard commenting that his victory over "The Eclipse" and third place finisher Chuck "The Chomper" Davidson was no easy task. AICE Chairman, Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman believes that Big Joe Viola could be the best Eater "not voted" to the AICE top 10 list. According to Chapman, Mr. Viola is top seven material, but his inactivity, mostly due to his time out at sea has limited his exposure and other eaters are unaware that he is a true Eating Powerhouse." Also, Chapman states, "We have raised the incentive-bar this year for Mr. Viola and some of the other fantastic local Eaters. If any of these local Food Warriors can win the American Meatball Eating Championship they will get sponsorship to attend the World Reuben Eating Championship on July 21st in Marshal Michigan."

1/24/07- The following are Chowhound's predictions for the upcoming Pittsburgh Wing Bowl on January 26th, 2007. Many Pennsylvania Loyalist have asserted that a non-PA Eater can never win the title of Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Eating champion. The year 2007 will represent the first time an outsider wins. Not only will an outsider win, but also the sweep will be complete with the first PA Guy only able to manage fourth.

Gentleman Joe 144
"Joe destroyed the record at the brutal Dewey Beach Chicken Wing Eating Contest and has shown great strength in this discipline by also capturing the Columbus Wing bowl in 2006.".

Ian "The Invader" Hickman 142
"It will be another devastating near loss for the young Food Warrior". Hickman will seek counseling afterwards for the condition known as second place syndrome disorder".

Mark Lyle "The Human Vacuum " 127
"Definitely has a good chance of winning. By predicting that "The Human Vacuum" will finish third I also have increased his chances of winning because Lyle has the reputation of disproving predictions."

Pete "Broken Wing Maurizio" 118
"Broken Wing's game is always on-time in Pittsburgh. Pete is another Another guy who might make a liar out of Chowhound”.

Bob "Killer" Kuhns 122
"Killer Kuhn's" who always does well in his hometown Pittsburgh will finally have a tough night in Pittsburgh (much like his beloved Steelers). His lack of competition over the past year will catch up to him on January 26th, 2007.

Wingleberry 113
"Wingleberry is a fantastic eater and has held his own against some very good eaters. Wingleberry is a former semi-pro baseball player. One of his victories came against "Chowhound" Chapman at the 2004 Pittsburgh Wing Bowl. Many feel that guy could become a top ten eater if he competed on a regular basis."

Derek "Wing-Tut" Payne 110
"Derek will give it his all but will have a rough time keeping up at the 2nd table. Despite his 2nd half struggles, he will still put down a respectable number”.

Sumo Master Wing-Munch-Ching 101
Great outfit and spirit, but will struggle to make it to the second table. After all is said and done, Munch-Ching will better his previous record of 96.

Snac-Man 89
“Will barely make it to the 2nd table. However, "Snac-Man" Will show some strength in the beginning but will soon realize that he is dealing with more than a snack. Snac-Man will use this years contest as motivation for 2008 where he will finish in the top five".

Carpmeister 88
The truth is revealed through Carpmeister that guys with ponytails are at a disadvantage. This experience will cause him to reconsider his fashion choices and go bald for the 2008 contest and improve his performance.”

1/23/07- Meatball Madness invades St. Patrick’s during Bartolini’s Anniversary Celebration
OK, the O’Bartoini Brothers aren’t IRISH, but they are two guys who personify the fun of St. Patrick’s Day in America. The O’Bartolini Brothers, in the spirit of St. Patrick’s, will make their sauce green for the 2nd Annual Bartolini’s American Meatball Eating Championship. That’s right folks, same great Bartolini taste but green sauce to commemorate the holiday. Apparently there was a heated discussion regarding the possibility of making these Big, Delicious, Tender, Tasty Bartolini Meatballs green, but the O’Bartolini elders decided to “drawn the line” at the sauce. This years contest, to determine the best damn “Meatball Mangler in the Midwest”, will feature returning Champ Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum” Lyle and a strong contingent of professional & local Eaters. Also, the return of the Ms. Meatball America Contest, trivia and other fun stuff to make this event an exciting day for the whole family. The American Meatball Eating Championship will be once again formatted for extreme excitement as Eaters must first qualify in a seven minute round followed by a three minute speed round. All registration will be handled by Bartolini’s. Anybody interested in participating in either contest should contact Dominic or Chris Bartolini to register at Eat Bartolini's Restaurant, Catering & Banquets, 14420 South Pulaski-Midlothian, Il 60445
Call  708-396-2333- eatbarts@comcast.net. Visit their website:  bartolinis

1/20/07-Wing Tut qualifies for finals of Pittsburgh Wing Bowl
With the backing of a hoard of fans, The Boy King, Derek "Wing Tut" Payne coasted to a second place finish in Friday night's qualifier for the Pittsburgh Wing Championship Series.
During his qualifying attempt, Wing Tut took time to start his stopwatch (well after the competition had begun), look at his cell phone and ignore an incoming all, and discuss with the Radio DJs the benefits of eating his wings "sauce-less" while others dipped theirs in either hot sauce or ranch. He also took time to laugh with his fans when a woman in the front of the crowd began screaming "Turn it on,Tut!" while it was well short of his qualifying total in 2006, Tut was satisfied with his performance an was heard saying "I'm in. Next Friday is when it really matters."

1/17/07-Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Update: Mark Lyle "the Human Vacuum" (61), Pete "Broken Wing" Maurizio (40) and Craig "Carpmeister Craiglow (41) have all qualified for the finals on January 26th. There are unconfirmed reports that Gentleman Joe Menchetti qualified at another location with 71 Chicken Wings. Please note that wings vary in size, preparation and temperature at the qualifying sites. For more information regarding the Pittsburgh Wing Bowl click here.

1/15/07-Congratulations to Ian "The Invader" Hickman who qualified for the Pittsburgh Wing Bowl finals on January 26th, 2007 at the Sports Rock Cafe in Pittsburgh. Hickman consumed 50 Jumbo-Cut Chicken Wings in 12 minute and 50 seconds at Clyde & Patties to move on to the finals. The 50 Jumbo Chicken wings eaten by Hickman represents a new standard at Clyde & Patties, which had previously been established by last Years Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Champion Bob "Killer" Kuhns of 46. Other finalists that will move on o the big show on January 26th are, "Wing Ding-Dong" with 35 Chicken Wings, followed by Davey Joe and "Wolver-Wing" with 31 each. Hickman reported some difficulty establishing a rhythm (also known as a "Gut-Groove") and feels that he will perform even better on January 26th at the Sports Rock Cafe. "Killer Kuhns" was on hand last Friday to cheer Hickman and possibly to scope out his competition for the grand finale on January 26th.

1/15/07-AICE has just been advised that after Jan 28, 2007 all persons entering into and out of Canada & Mexico via plane travel will require a Passport. Anybody wishing to enter Eat Your Face off III Contest next November should consider getting a passport because the passport requirement could possibly apply to non-air travel by November 2007. Also with the addition of our Canadian Chapter will anticipate more contests in Canada and the need to have proper travel creds will only grow larger as AICE becomes International.

1/14/07-AICE keeps it real once again. Mark Lyle does Wet Taco demonstration (dunking the Tacos) and shows the world why Picnic Style rules is hard. In doing so, Vacuum breaks Sonya Thomas's WR of 2:14. It makes you wonder how many of the so-called IFOCE records are a sham? Click here YOU TUBE

1/13/07-AICE TOP-10 EATERS POLL IS ANNOUNCED

Eaters have spoken! Independent/AICE Eaters cast their votes to decide AICE’s Top 10. Please note that this was a true Eaters poll, taken from the “gut” of all those that voted. Eaters were not given any criteria such as past accomplishments of the Eater, activity level, Win/Loss records, the Eaters entertainment value, etc. Eaters were simply asked to judge Food Warriors who they felt was number one through ten. Interestingly, number 1-GJoe was separated by only one vote from number 2-Goose Gilbert while numbers 3-Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum” and 4- Ian The Invader” Hickman were separated by only two votes. The vote was so close in these instances that It seems AICE could be one event away from the positions being reversed. # 5-King George, beat out the legendary (6)-Dave “CoonDog” O’Karma by five votes for the fifth and sixth spots. In number 7-Arnie “Chowhound” Chapman, followed by #8 Chris “the American” Schlesinger. The ninth and final Spots were taken by “Muscox” McCarthy and Pete Broken Wing Maurizio. Other Eaters receiving votes for AICE Top Ten Eaters Poll were, Mike “The Real Skinny” Hoffman, Joel “The Cannon” Podelesky, “Lew the Chew” Porchiazzo” and Doug Cortese. Also several other Eaters receiving votes but were were ineligible based on not having participated in an AICE event in 12 months and the voter had to resubmitt his/her vote. Please note that this does not count as a Ranking System. AICE still maintains the stance that a ranking system does not properly capture the abilities of it’s Eaters and would prefer to rank folks in accordance to it’s four star system. However, as an organization of Eaters founded by Eaters, AICE does value the opinions, thoughts and ideas of Independent Eaters. We believe the recognition that one Food Warrior gives to another is both credible and significant. In that spirit we present the 2007 AICE Top-10 Eaters poll:

1. Gentleman Joe
2. Tom “Goose” Gilbert
3. Mark Lyle “The Human Vacuum”
4. Ian “The Invader” Hickman
5. “King-George” Van Laar
6. David “Coondog” O’Karma
7. Arnie “Chowhound” Chapman
8. Chris “The American” Schlesinger
9. Christian “Muscox” McCarthy
10. Pete “Broken Wing” Maurizio

Stay tuned for Vote Analysis….What was the actual Win/Loss record…?

1/13/07-Muscox announces Leave of Absence from his job to prepare for the defense of his National Strawberry Eating Title.

Christian “Muscox” McCarthy, in what can only be described as a bold move from reality, will take a leave of absence from his job as a “Plower” and will relocate to the Strawberry Fields of Virginia. However, before he goes to Virginia, Christian will head to the tundra of the north to continue his work toward preserving the national habitat of the Muscox also known as OVIBUS MOSCHATUS. After the 22 year old UK student from Lagrange Kentucky who has a minor in zoology, returns from his artic mission he will set up camp in the beautiful hills adjacent to Virginia’s delicious strawberry fields. In return for the many Strawberries he will consume “Muscox” has agreed to help plow the fields during harvest. According to McCarthy, “I believe by developing a personal relationship with these sweet, red beauties I will have the necessary edge to defend my title.” McCarthy also added, “I think we are going to see totals close to 6lbs this year.. a lot of guys would like my title and will be bringing their A-game.” There is no doubt that this years Strawberry Eating Championship at the Delaplane Strawberry Festival is going to be a tremendous event!

1/13/07-National Strawberry Eating Championship Update:

It’s back to the beautiful Hills of Virginia and the extraordinary area of our nation known as “Hunt Country” Virginia on May 26, 2007. The popular Delaplane Strawberry Festival which takes place at Sky Meadow Park will feature the National Strawberry Eating Championship. In only 7 minutes, last years champ Christian “Muscox” McCarthy from Lagrange Kentucky and runner-up Elliot “The Shirtless Savage” Cowley from Audubon New Jersey consumed an awesome 5.23 and 5.13 lbs respectively. These two “Strawberry Stranglers” and other top Food Warriors are expected to return for the 2nd Annual National Strawberry Eating Championship. The Delaplane Strawberry Festival, voted by the southeast Tourism Bureau as one of the top 20 festivals features a host of great events for families or anybody else looking to have a strawberryliscious time. Proceeds from the festival support the regional ministries and outreach programs of Emmanuel Episcopal Church in Delaplane, VA.

1/12/07-Catch Mark Lyle-The Human Vacuum as he downs 10 Taco Bell Soft Shell Tacos in only 4:23! Click here for YouTube

1/12/07-AICE is proud to announce the 2nd Annual Pastrami Joe's World Reuben Eating Championship to take place on July 21st, 2007. This championship event will occur during the popular Marshal Blues Festival and will also feature a Ms. Reuben America Talent Contest and children's contests. It has been reported that last Years Local Champion "Big Jake" Casey, who is recognized as the Marshal Michigan Reuben Eating Champ has been living and sleeping on a cot inside Pastrami Joe's Restaurant. When asked by concerned citizens about this strange behavior his replay is very simple: "I' will make every and any sacrifice necessary to bring the World Reuben Eating Championship to Marshal Michigan, by the way, can you buy me a Reuben?.." Store owner, Mike Caron's commitment of resources in hopes of developing a Marshal Michigan World Reuben Eating Champ is nothing less than extraordinary: "We will do whatever it takes to bring the glory, honor and title of World Reuben Eating Championship to Marshal Michigan. In the mean time I would ask that customers form a line around Big Jake when placing their orders."

Coming Soon, on-line Registration for Eating Contest(s) and Ms.World Reuben Talent Contest, to include selection process. Woman of all sizes, shapes, age are welcomed.

For past information on the one and only Reuben World championship please go to the following link on Pastrami Joe's Website World Reuben Contest  

Also, feel free to post comments!!!!

1/11/07- The Cannon Booms into Court Jester CW Finals on Superbowl Sunday

Congratulations to one of the nicest guys in competitive eating (or anywhere else for that matter) Joel "The Cannon" Podelesky who has qualified for the Court Jesters two minute Wing Challenge. "The Cannon" has showed mark improvement in almost every event he has re-entered in 2006/2007. Even if we can't make it to the finals to watch Joel eat we will definitely be rooting for him to capture the title and the $1,000 dollar first place prize. The winner of this event may need a brief case, because true to the Court Jester theme, the winners will receive payment in one dollar bills!

1/9/07- Chili Update: There will be an Amateur contest that will be conducted prior to the Mid West Chili Eating Championship. The Amateur contest will be a part of the North Canton's Rotary effort to raise funds for the many excellent causes that are connected to this annual event. Entry fee is $50 per contestant. Each Amateur contest will receive an AICE T-shirt (signed by all the pro eaters at event) plus an AICE hat and a handsome cup for their generous donation. In addition, each armature contestant can represent a group, business or association of their choosing. Please register on-line and indicate your participation in the amateur contest.

First place prize for the winner of the Mid West Chili Eating Championship will receive Round trip tickets for two from Air Tran to anywhere in the Continental United States. 2nd and 3rd place prize will be announced soon.

Last call for Pro Eaters! We have only two spots left hurry up!

1/8/07- Change in criteria for AICE top 10: Eaters must have competed in one AICE event in the last 12 months to be considered. If you have submitted your ballot that included anybody not meeting these criteria please re-send your vote. Also, Eater must have at least one other Independent event within past 12 months. Any Eater that has participated in an event that involves an organization that signs Eaters to exclusive contracts will not be considered; not  even a moment. Also, Eaters are not permitted to vote for themselves. Any Eater who does not cast a ballot will be penalized points based on the final tally. For example, an Eater who finishes fourth in the AICE Top 10 balloting will lose 7 points toward their grand total.  This rule was implimented so that Eaters will  be encouraged to vote. 

1/6/07- AICE has received many phone calls from Independent Eaters regarding our current ranking system. Many Eaters understand the reasoning behind not having a hierarchal ranking system but still expressed the desire to have some type of traditional ranking system. AICE has decided to create an Eaters poll that would rank individual Eaters according to their Eating peers. AICE will ask 20 Independent Eaters to participate in the poll. Each Eater will be asked to select the Top 10 AICE Eaters. The only limitation is that an Eater cannot vote for him/her self and that any eater's name that is selected for the AICE Top 10 must have participated in a minimum of 2 events within the past 12 months with one of the events being an AICE sanctioned event. Eaters can submit their vote to Chowhound. All votes are confidential. Voters are encouraged to look at events for 2006 in order to review accomplishments of Eaters.

1/4/06-AICE offers new promotional services. Reaches out to Independent venues

The Association of Independent Competitive Eaters will now provide a range of services to clients interested in promoting their event. For clients not interested in having AICE sanction their event, AICE can now offer a variety of other effective services that will help make their event exciting and cost efficient. AICE, however, will not promote any events that will impact on the publicity efforts of it's sanctioned Championship Eating Contests. These services have been developed due to the huge interest from business owners, PR firms, charitable organizations and other entities that love the AICE approach to competitive eating but may want to run an independent contest vs. an AICE sanctioned event. The AICE approach to competitive eating emphasizes intense competition while also taking a creative, entertaining approach that always includes the audience. AICE has received many e-mails from people who also believe that this is what competitive eating is all about. We agree 100%!

1/4/07- MIDWEST CHILI EATING CHAMPIONSHIP UPDATE:

Itinerary for the annual North Canton Rotary Club Annual Chili Open fund-raiser is damn simple: DRINK, EAT, GOLF. Keith Hamilton from WRKQ will be co-emceeing the Mid West Chili Eating Championship sponsored by the North Canton rotary Club on Feb. 17th, 2006. Proceeds of the event benefit High Senior School Scholarship Programs, North Canton Rotary Park, Inward and Outward Bound exchange programs, hunger programs for low income needy children and supporting the Rotary International Mission of eradicating polio.

1/4/07 "Invadettes" file complaint

AICE would like to extend it's deepest and most sincere apologies to a group of female supporters known as the "Invadettes". AICE Chairman Arnie "Chowhound" Chapman had incorrectly listed the Pittsburgh Wing Bowl Qualifier that he was attending, as January 5th instead of 12th. Many of the "Invadettes" who customarily come out to cheer and grope "The Hunk of Hunger" had canceled appointments, took days off of work, scheduled flights, so that they could be at the January 5th qualifier. There is no evidence linking "Goose" Gilbert" to a conspiracy to redirect the many hordes of female fans to him...It was a typo, we swear!

1/3/07-Oh my Lord, They want to eat it to the Bone!!

Just when AICE management re-thought their stance on Australians being crazy we were informed that Australian Eaters have respectfully requested that the rules be changed to say that a winner will be determined only when the whole darn thing is eaten!! Although it is AICE's policy to try and limit most contest (especially meat items) to under 10 minutes an exception to policy will be made since picnic style rules acknowledges the history, culture and tradition of a food item. In allowing this change in the rules we also would like to say one thing to all you Australian Food Warriors: YOU GUYS ARE NUTS. Let's hope that none of the Australian Eaters request using Machetes, large knives or any other hunting devices while eating the Shank. By the way, this is why AICE Eaters love you guys!!!!

1/3/07-Most Memorable 2006 AICE Moments

2006 was a fantastic year for AICE and Independent Competitive Eaters. Not only has AICE received an influx of great young talent to it's ranks it has also developed some new and creative events which we hope will be a big part of the Competitive Eating landscape for years to come. True to it's mission of promoting Competitive Eating as a fun and exciting form of entertainment, AICE has reached out to other independent venues and provided technical and moral support with the idea that competitive eating cannot and should not be owned by one person or group. In reaching out to the world, it is our hope that the fun, silliness, and intense competition that characterizes mankind's
"First Sport" will enrich those lucky enough to experience it's potential. In final, we are very fortunate to be at the vanguard of competitive eating and to have the many sponsors, supporters and understanding family members who make this deliciously fun journey possible.

1/3/07- Ian "The Invader" Hickman and Pete "Broken Wing" Maurizio will attempt to qualify for ESPN-Pittsburgh's annual Wing Bowl on Friday January 12th, 2007. Maurizio is the 2005 champ and one of the best hometown eaters in the country. Hickman who has captured many Eating titles still lacks a Wing title and hopes to make the prestigious Pittsburgh Wing Bowl the site of his first CW title. The Pittsburgh Wing Bowl, also known as the Wing Championship Series, along with the Southern States Chicken Wing Eating Championship are easily the most competitive Wing Eating Contest anywhere in the United States. Also, it has been reported that Maryland Pasta Eating Champion Derek "Wing-Tut" Payne, 2006 champion Bob "Killer" Kuhns along with Ted "Butthead" Wilson (2004 champ) will also attempt to qualify in the upcoming weeks.

1/1/07-Canadian Eaters begin their heroic march to stomach stardom. Welcome to CanadianCompetitiveEaters.com.
CCEA, otherwise known as the Canadian Competitive Eaters Association, has begun to plan for it’s invasion of North America with the goal of eventually being the dominating force in the World of Competitive Eating. According to AICE Chairman, Arnie “Chowhound” Chapman, In-Ting-Ho otherwise known as “The “Hungry Genius” plans to seize control of the North American Competitive Eating scene “one bite at a time”. Also, Chapman states, “This is not an Evil plan, but simply a hungry one…” Also, added Chapman, “Although it seems that Canadian Competitive Eaters have lived in the shadow of Japan & The United States, no one should underestimate the spirit and toughness that makes up the core of all Canadians..” .. Despite the CCEA’s vision of world domination, AICE Chairman Arnie Chapman has reportedly developed an affiliation with them because of their mutual goal to “Promote the sport of Competitive Eating and the Independent Competitive Eaters Movement in general.”